bonglonglong

Stewart has apparently been inappropriately mis-named by some folks. I can sympathize. While I don't always expect the folks at Starbucks to spell my name right (except for, seriously, Bonti is going to be your guess as to what I said?) When you are emailing me and it's there in the To: line, please don't call me Monte. I don't even recognize that spelling of the name, as Monte doesn't phonetically produce the sounds Mont-ee in any interpretation of English. The closest thing it might sound like would be a rather German Mont-uh, but not a final Long E.

And under no circumstance is it my name.