Banking as sport

On the account of our upcoming trip to China, I bring you this sports update (Via Imagethief)

Today's Bank of China box score:

  • My place in the lineup: 297

  • Batting when I went on deck: 204

  • Time on deck: 75 minutes

  • Time at the plate: 45 minutes

  • Total game time: 2 hours

  • Autographs signed: 10

  • Transactions swung at: US dollars to reminbi (ed note: another name for yuan)conversion, renminbi withdrawal, US dollar to Singapore dollar conversion, wire transfer to Singapore

  • Record: Four for four!

  • Errors: One (wrote out figure in words when numerals were requested)

  • Total receipts given to me at the end of the transaction: Eleven

  • New vocabulary added:剩余 (sheng4yu2 -- "balance remaining")

  • Teller courtesy level: Suspiciously good. No curveballs pitched.


All in all, pretty good as these things go. A marathon game, but it's rare that I have no strikeouts.

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