My 33rd Birthday was yesterday. My friend Nikki said "Hey, isn't this your Jesus year" ... the results follow.
Posted by mordred on August 13, 2008 at 03:48 PM
My 33rd Birthday was yesterday. My friend Nikki said "Hey, isn't this your Jesus year" ... the results follow.
Posted by mordred on June 29, 2008 at 03:05 AM
It’s French Toast that’s so good you don’t eat it, you fuck it. Yet it somehow still gives you diarrhea.
Posted by mordred on June 29, 2008 at 03:01 AM
When I was in high school, I was in Show Choir, Theatre, Model United Nations, German Club and I was a Manager for the Marching Band. I didn't get a Letter in anything. But then, while reading about a poor guy who got shot after wandering drunk into someone's house who wasn't his girlfriend, I learn that you can get a letter in Peer Counseling these days. Not to be insensive to the dead, but ... really? Peer Counseling?
Please, will someone send me a letter jacket?
Posted by mordred on May 13, 2008 at 11:24 PM
Stewart has apparently been inappropriately mis-named by some folks. I can sympathize. While I don't always expect the folks at Starbucks to spell my name right (except for, seriously, Bonti is going to be your guess as to what I said?) When you are emailing me and it's there in the To: line, please don't call me Monte. I don't even recognize that spelling of the name, as Monte doesn't phonetically produce the sounds Mont-ee in any interpretation of English. The closest thing it might sound like would be a rather German Mont-uh, but not a final Long E.
And under no circumstance is it my name.
Posted by mordred on November 07, 2007 at 07:20 AM